Should we be concerned about celery-flavoured extremists filling colostomy bags with potato skins and tripe?

I'm a little concerned with your avatar myself.
Should we be concerned about celery-flavoured extremists filling colostomy bags with potato skins and tripe?
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Should we be concerned about celery-flavoured extremists filling colostomy bags with potato skins and tripe?
No, we should be focussing our energies on inventing new ways for chickens to cross the road.
Reply:Yes, we should be very concerned.....wait.....they dont have hot suace too do they...cuz then we are doomed
Reply:we need to worry about people who ask questions like this, that have no!! social importance at all! they need to be locked up!
Reply:It is unclear. CIA reports now leaked to the public show that celery-flavoured extremists are the most volatile, since having lost the battle over the cream soup debaucle a decade ago. However, trends seem to lean toward a shortage of potato skins in the US - so special forces have been enlisted to recover infected colostomy bags and filter out the potato skins for reusable energy. Scientists agree that these extremist acts could actually have a positive effect on global warming, as well as the speed at which President GW Bush is forced out of office.





This is one of those situations where all we can do is wait and see.
Reply:How could a celery flavored extremist fill a colostomy bag with potato skins and tripe? Wouldn't a potato skin/tripe flavored extremist have to do that?
Reply:oh no, not at all. It is something the govenment has initiated. They say it is for our own good. And they wouldn't lie to us.


But....I would be concerned about the new problems we will be having with the yogurt rainstorms. Donkeys don't like yogurt as much as it is believed they do. So that will be a problem when the jehovah's witnesses leave their shoes in the driveways. It's always something dear. It would be a wonderful world if it wasn't for these little annoyances.





by the way, I love your picture. It's so pretty.
Reply:I think we should be a bit concerned with any flavor extremist playing with colostomy bags....and hopefully they were not used either....
Reply:there is really no need to worry, just as long as the tripe is fully cooked (350 degrees-20 mins. per pound). just a little tip: if the potatoes are par-boiled, you will find they will be tender, but firm...not mushy!
Reply:As long as we guard the ranch dressing we'll be ok.
Reply:Only, and I repeat, only if the French have "mislaid" any garlic detonators lately.


I'm sure we'll be fine.
Reply:I think the only time for real concern is when the celery-flavored extremists run out of the standard hospital colostomy bags and instead use a flimsy kitchen garbage bag from the dollar store. The risk of colostomy explosion and splattering is MUCH worse with the cheap garbage bags.





At least the celery-flavored extremists are being nice enough to not fill the bag with celery or broccoli or something fiber ridden like that. That would most definitely clog the bag and lead to the Apocalypse. (Trust me, I worked with this lady whose husband had a colostomy bag and she fed him some broccoli that was a little past its prime, and that bag clogged up like a mother).