Saturday, October 10, 2009

Wouldn't a couch that's made out of potato skins be a good idea?!?

Absolutely! You could recycle everyone's potato skins and thus cut down on landfill waste. It will be the newest, coolest thing ever. You'd have to freeze dry them first, and then your couches would smell deliciously of chips. You could even offer flavors of couches.





All you'd need to do is construct the frames, gather the skins for filling, and cover them using old cast-off potato sacks. You could design your own covers, perhaps with heirloom potato plants or Mr. Potato Head. For ready made covers I've located the perfect place:
Wouldn't a couch that's made out of potato skins be a good idea?!?
Yes, for all the same reasons that skunks would make good housepets.
Wouldn't a couch that's made out of potato skins be a good idea?!?
adds new meaning to the term : couch potatoe
Reply:what the hell....ha what are u smoking?
Reply:Hmmmm... Couch Potato? Couch....Potato. Couch...made of ...Potato. I'm a bit concerned about your thought process. :)
Reply:yes!


lets make one!


i will bring the potatoes


and then we will eat it
Reply:Might get a little moldy. I'm allergic to mold so it would be no good for me.
Reply:sorry I don't think so
Reply:Only if the pillows are made of marshmallows.
Reply:Tee hee. Well then the couch potatoes can cannibalistically eat their couch and have nowhere to sit and have to get up and stop sitting in front of the tube...





Ok that's just silly. Can you tell I'm on nightshift %26amp; it's 2:58 a.m. %26amp; I'm counting the hours (3 hours, 2 minutes to go...) til I can go home?!





But potato skins are yummy...





I don't watch as much tv as I used to...





Cheers,


:)


femme fatale
Reply:yick. that's so fat.
Reply:hey, its a million times better than a couch made out of COW SKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i love the idea.
Reply:NOO!!!!!!! It'll be mushy
Reply:No, cause if you build a couch made of potato skins, the ants will come...











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Reply:sure it would probably end up the consistancy of paper mache . potato skin can apparently be used for skin grafts too .
Reply:To be realistic, it'd get moldy, it'd rot, and it'd stink. Not to mention it would probably be uncomfortable, slimey or rough (depending on which way the skins are facing), and I bet it'd fall apart. Plus, You'd probably get ants.





To be silly and nonrealistic (i.e., like the question itself), that'd be awesome! A couch potato sitting on a potato couch.
Reply:Couch potatoes lying in couch potatoes!





Jesus, this is the second Zen-like experience your questions have given me today. Shouldn't I, like, pay you something?
Reply:Why does everyone want to torment the poor little potato? wtf? You wake up you eat potato hash, for lunch you have french fries which mysteriously have you guessed it potatoes in them, then for snack potato chips and for dinner you have a baked potato, midnight snack french fries from mcdonalds(how would you feel if you were boiled alive in hot veggie grease probably containing your great aunt mildred the mildewed potato) covered in ice cream and then you eat omg potato flakes for after the 3 am feeding. What is wrong with you, I think you should grow up from a tiny root knowing that the devil(a.k.a. farmer) is waiting for you to get big enough to eat? You cant even fall off the vine like a nice little squash, nope you cant run and you sure cant hide, those poor, innocent babies, you dont raise your child telling them they will make a wonderful hash someday. Americans today murder billions of these amazing little veggies every year and average consumption is 80 pds of potatoes per american per year, that just shows how sick and perverted we are.
Reply:wouldn't it kinda stink after a while, sorry, can't see the practicallity in that suggestion

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